Thanks to this well thought out and researched news report we can conclude that Tortimer as well as other adults who play Animal Crossing are in fact all pedophiles.
its midnight, and i’m horny.
here cums the porn.
THAT’S A FUCKING STRAIGHT JACKET FOR BABIES WHAT THE FUCK DON’T ADD A LITTLE SMILEY FACE WITH SOME HEARTS AND PUT THE WORD SNUGGLE IN THERE THAT’S HORRIFYING
no this is the best invention ever babies are jerks who deserve straitjackets
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we don’t need to ask for directions, helen.
Clean up your mess!!
I FOUND A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO MAKE DILDO POPSICLES IM LEGITIMATELy DYING OF LAUGHTER RN
genius
what a wonderful time to be alive
