My life consists of: Disney, Parks and Recreation, reblogging every hunger games gif I can find, being gay, working in Orlando at Disney, Universal and Gaylord Palms. Playing video games, and eating chilis. I cry at every episode of Grey’s Anatomy, and have a huge soft spot for gays that want a family. Let’s see what else? American Horror Story, Pokemon and Adele. Taylor Swift is my girlfriend, and Nicki Minaj is my hype girl. I am not to big into fashion, or clubs, or techno music. Country music, fishing and camping I all miss more and more each day. But who really even reads these anyways.  

I would [streak naked ] for [ 5 ] dollars.

If I had a [dog ] I’d name it [ Katniss Everdeen ]. #obsessed

My friend [ Marc ] is [ my best friend ].

If I made a movie it would be about [ my life ] and I’d call it [ Memoirs of a Power Ranger].

When I was [ 18 ] I was [ “straight” ].

My  ex is such a [ unique individual who i wish the best in life  ]

Barack Obama [ is a joke].

Love is [ not forever ].

If I was drunk I’d be more likely to [  send naked pictures].

If I could make my own man/woman, he/she would have [ beautiful blue eyes], [a smile that could kill ], and [ a laugh that warms my heart].

Everyone should take time to [ masturbate].

If I could create my own heaven for when I die it would [ consist of all my favorite people ].

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